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原来工作也是会被腌入味的
前段时间有位博主吐槽
工作太久都不会说人话了
这张口的互联网味儿
瞬间梦回自己的工位
而评论区的网友们表示
这不就是”世另我“吗
一场关于互联网黑话的"掰头"
就此开始了...
维护厨房
(厨房秒变公司)
新增小孩
update菜单
民宿排期
店员交付
脑袋报错
review一下
生成箱子
绘本的前瞻性
计划落实
(朋友:我是在旅游还是在上班?)
碰一下
(“开会”的口语版本)
物料捞一下
(这物料够味儿)
点一碗“抓手”
(阿姨:你提的需求我是做不了了)
吵架也要抓手
(抓手再得一分)
结婚组织会议
(父亲:我是你下属还是你爹?)
一式两份的蘸料
互联网黑话
可以说是从业人员的工伤了
多少打工人心里嫌弃着说黑话
但因为工作不得不说
导致现在生活中处处是黑话
换个角度想
如果打工人每天只用黑话交流
画风会怎样……
8:00
起床晚了
和同事说“帮我占下场景”
▼
8:30
饼摊买早饭
让老板“点线面齐发力”
▼
9:00
搭地铁
发现抓手过多,需求无法满足
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10:30
组长发来PPT,说“颗粒度不够”
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12:00
食堂吃饭,打算和新同事建联
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13:00
吃完午饭,准备个人迭代
▼
14:30
摸鱼时间到
需要落地解决具体痒点
▼
16:00
部门开会
领导说主题是“先发力,后布局”
▼
16:30
朋友发来聚餐邀约
你:“档期已锁”
▼
18:30
打开外卖软件
选好后在备注栏写上:减少体感刺激
▼
20:00
同事发来消息:
我们要品牌向上了,资料待更新
▼
22:00
加班结束准备打车回家
司机师傅:
有三条赛道,选规模场景最大的吧
▼
23:30
熄灯睡觉
并设置了快速响应的组合拳
▼
调侃归调侃
但是在能用白话交流清楚时
非得将内容复杂化
去运用所谓的黑话沟通
表面看是高端
实则令人一头雾水
影响时间也影响效率
希望职场上
这样的黑话能少一点才好!
笑一笑十年少,愁一愁白了头。